Secret Admirers

So I have this really stupid thing I do. I pretend that I have secret admirers, and I write stuff in their point of view. Like, you know how I stalk people? And I write weird stuff about them? Like "He's so pretty when he smiles"?

Basically I do that in their point of view.

I write things that people would never say about me, like, "Wow, I saw Min-Jee in the halls today, and she looked so uncomfortable, probably because she was unsuccessfully trying to walk by these two idiots who were arguing and sort of pushing her into the boys' restroom. I wanted to help her, but my friend was standing next to me, and I didn't want him to get any ideas..."

Pathetic, I know!

It's also hard because I do not know how boys think.

If you're a boy, kindly answer these questions for me in the comments:

1. If you have a crush, do you tell your friends? Or do you keep it to yourself?

2. Do you stalk--- never mind.

3. Do you write about--- *sigh* never mind

4. Do you use this to drive your friends crazy? Like, I'll tell Ananya that I have a crush and then not tell her who it is?

5. Do you "make a move"?

6. Just what do you even do when you have a crush?

Thank you.

PS. If you're a girl, you can answer the questions too. Just remember to say that you're a girl. I need to know what normal people do.