Paper Blog: Today

The following is an entry from my paper blog, 5/22/17. {Brackets are my notes} At this time, I was "dating" K. Names have been replaced, and a few grammatical errors have been corrected.

Today I burned 2 really badly and now he's trying to kill me.

Coach H told us that the eighth graders were going to the zoo.

I said, "Can we come too? Let's return 2 to his natural habitat."

Then it was time to head in, and 2 was chasing me to try and hit me me with his tennis racquet.

I told Aviva and Lexi, and they both said, "You mean he chasing you to hit on you."

And then I told Aviva how he once showed me something really inappropriate on his phone.

{I'm not writing the rest of that}

Today in TX History, everyone was yelling at K because I told them about 2 hitting me in the head with a tennis racquet. {Yes, he managed to hit me} They were like, "Beat him up!"

So then 2 was like, "Yeah, K, are you going to beat me up? I would p*ssed if I were you."

Then I was like, "How about I beat you up?"

And 2 was like, "No, no, no, never mind."

Hmm...

{Lexi pointed out that "if I were you" could have meant something strange.}

{Ah, good days. It was almost like two guys were fighting over me. Those days are over... K eventually got revenge by throwing all of 2's stuff in the trash bin. 2 looked so stupid getting it out lol.}