My Boyfriend

Well I told a lot of people that I have a boyfriend. I said that I would write about him in this blog. So here goes. I'll tell you about him, and you can guess who he is. It's a long distance relationship, so it might not work out.

I guess I can start out by telling you where he lives.

Houston! Ha ha, I got you!

He lives in the future Oh wait-- You thought I was serious?? Hahahahahaha. Who in their right mind would date me? That was funny. Yes, my boyfriend lives in the future, therefore it is a long distance relationship. Disappointing, I know But let me tell you a little bit about him anyway. Obviously I don't know who he is or if he even exists, but I know a few things. Okay, he's Christian. He probably lives around here somewhere. Or wherever I'll live in the future. I know that he's really nice and funny. And maybe he's not the smartest or the cutest, but that doesn't really matter. Those are just bonuses. Oh, I found it!

When I was in seventh grade, I had a paper blog AKA journal. Here's the last entry. It's my boyfriend quality list. It's really long. That's why I will probably never date. I'm too picky.

1. [omit]

2. Smart(ish)

3. Nice but not spineless

4. [omit]

5. Older than me (just a preference, it's not like I'll turn someone down just because they're younger than me)

6. [omit]

7. [omit] (oh my gosh what was I thinking)

8. [omit]

9. [omit]

10. Understands me (really hard to do, by the way)

11. Is honest

12. Supports me

13. Studies with me 14. Is comfortable to be around

15. Is not addicted to games (hahahaha)

16. [omit]

17. Is Christian and loves God (more than anyone else including his family and friends)

18. [omit] ugh

19. Respectful

20. [omit]

21. [omit]

22. [omit]

23. [omit]

24. [omit]

25. Humble (Oh gosh I need help with that one)

26. Slow to anger

See? Well I think I should look in the mirror and try again. No, I'm not saying I'm ugly, I'm saying that I am none of the above. Like, I honestly hate having my pride ruined, I'm honestly so mean, and I have anger issues.

One day, I want someone to see me and go like, "Wow, she's the one I've been waiting for." Ugh, this is getting awkward. Let's stop now.