Embarrassing Myself

So today I totally embarrassed myself in front of Number 7. I was helping out with the food drive at our school, and my peers wanted me to make the announcement. I got the microphone from the teachers. Then these words came out of my mouth:

"Hello~? Can I have your attention please? I have a really funny-- bad joke for you guys. What's big, red, and eats rocks? You're right! A big, red, rock eater! Unfortunately, people don't eat rocks, they eat food. And there are people who don't have food. So if you guys could donate food, that would be awesome. Please make sure that the expiration date is after March 1st... 2018, because if it expired last year, we can't eat it. So yeah. Thanks." I said all of this with Number 7 sitting less than 50 feet away from me. I turned so red; I was embarrassed. Oh well. Now if he knows that I exist, he knows that I'm weird.