Cheesy Bagels

Okay, you bagel people honestly need to get your stuff together. My mom bought some cheese bagels, and two of the ones I ate didn't have the little cheese at the bottom! Every good cheese-bagel-eater knows that are three parts to a cheese bagel.

There's the top half, the bottom half, and the little cheese at the bottom! You can't simply skip the cheese! That's the trademark of the bagel!! Without it, the bagel is not truly a cheese bagel. The bagel is a plain bagel. That's cheating. You can't do that. That's cheesy. Without the cheese.

If you're an industrial bagel person, I think you should send me three bags full of REAL cheese bagels. Thank you. That will be it for now.